Everybody loves a “me day”. It’s an excuse to be selfish, recharge and suspend the stress of the world for a few hours. Chances are, you’re imagining a day in your dressing gown eating Ben and Jerry’s and binge-watching your favourite shows on Netflix. Here’s the thing - ultra-wealthy people would never waste their day like that.
Happy Easter. Have you got chocolate poisoning yet? We're averaging three eggs each here. Tomorrow will be a day for elasticated waistbands and a guilt-salad. Lots of guilt-salad. Have you ever wondered how much chocolate it would take to actually kill you?
You can now buy jeans that expose a lady's bum while she wears them. Granted, they don't come cheap (£1,490) but theoretically, you could get them.
You can flush your iPhone. Morse code is still the coolest way to communicate. No discussion. These are the top five morse code sayings that every man needs to know.